MINI Cooper

Tired of reading about how stupid Donald Trump is? Here's a little story illustrating my woes selling my car.

Voicemail: Hi Dan! My name is Meg and I'm interested in your MINI Cooper for sale.

My response: Hi Meg! This is Dan. Great, let's connect.

Meg Voicemail: Hey Dan, I am SO sorry about yesterday. How embarrassing! By the way, if you can come over and fix that lamp today would be great.

Me text: Hey Meg. This is Dan with the MINI Cooper. Your voicemail said something about a lamp, so you must be thinking of someone else. Want to come by tomorrow at 9 AM and see the car?

Meg: perfect! And can I pay by check?

Me: I'd prefer cash! See you tomorrow.

Day of meeting 8:30 AM Meg calls:

Meg: Hi, Steve?

Me: Hi, it's Dan.

Meg: Oh hi Dave, this is May.

Me: Um, hi May. See you at 9?

Phone call drops.

May sends text: What time is good tomorrow? You'll take a check right?

Me: I'm only taking cash.

May. Ok. Kk

I never hear from May again.